But then I thought - ya know, Tom also said, "whichever is easier" - and men aren't always easy - to live with, that is. But you can't just order a dog, either. And then you'd still have to feed him and walk him - more work than I'd want to take on during a storm.
So basically, you're screwed - only not in a good way. I'm doubting the value of the advice you received. I think you'll get more satisfaction and enjoyment from a good book. In which case, you're back at square one. :D
I'm praying for you, Kristy. :) Hope you fare the storm well! Take care!