So now, I get the mail and what do I find....oh, squealing loudly...a nice little package from Ms. LisaA....and inside I find.....OH be still my little pea-pickin heart
But a CD....but not just any ole' CD...nope...a CD of SEAL cadences....YESSSSSSSS...so I am marching around my living room SOUNDING OFF and reading her note to me....and this is where it gets hinkie......apparently Ms. Lisa is under the delusion that I threw down on a certain Super SEAL we all know....NOW I ASK YOU ALL...DO I LOOK THAT STOOPED to all of you????? HHHMMMM?? (YEAH, never mind).....Right, so Ms. Lisa thinks I challenged the Super T (as Mic, likes to call him) to a DRINKING contest....(ahahaha, let's all stop and think about that for a moment, mrah ahahahahahahah)...
What I said Ms. Lisa was I would challenge him to a KNITTING contest...ahem...KNITTING..
..I figure Super T hasn't ever knitted in his life..(please dear powers that be, let it be so:)...and since I have never knitted...I figure we will start even...wwwhheeeeewwww.. we clear on that now??
Anywho, some of those cadences are really cool....(I think Ms. Lisa (and Tom too) were holding out on us....so here is one called:
....
..........SUPERMAN..........(Would really benefit from Mic' Super T shirt about now:)
OKAY EVERYBODY Up and at em'''' start marching around....(good PT for ya all)
Superman is the man of steal
He ain't no match for a Navy SEAL
Chief and Sup' got in a fight
Chief hit Sup' with some Kryptonite
Sup' fell down on his knees in pain
Now Chief is dating Lois Lane....
left, left, left, right, left
Keep in step
left, left, left, right, left
we love to double time
we do it all the time/
now then....not only did I get the CD from Ms. Lisa but Cyber-mom sends me a box also...YIPPEE SKIPPEE (Ethan says..."why you gettin' presents in July??? I said "It's January kid" and "get your mitts off my stuff")
So in the box what do I see....oh my... a FROG, maha ahahahah not kiddin'...a ceramic frog with big googilie moogilie eyes and a note attached that says...
"I am gonna be a real deal SEAL someday"...now I look at the frog and I think the only thing that thing is thinking is "lady, I can see up your skirt" 
:)
AND the other things in the box....go ahead ask...I'll wait....OH YOU want to know??
Okay!!!!! CHOPSTICKS...mrah ahahahahaha, is that the best or what??? and not only are there pairs (yes that's plural)for everyday combat vest usage...but
heheheh there are one's for special occasions....like those fancy schmancy dinners Tom was telling us about...(just can't figure out how to pick up my martini glass with chopsticks...but I will work on it:)
They are red, my fav color, and the note says "for when he introduces himself as Bond, James Bond" that's when I fell out
and I am supposed to introduce myself my saying "Simmers, Bliss Simmers"...I can't quit laughing...can you imagine the look on Bond's face?
talk about a great Bond-girl name...mrah hahahahah So, I have solved my employment woes...I am now going to be a Bond-girl!!!!
Ah it's been a great day...thank you ladies:) from the top of my pointy little noggin' to my pedicured toes:)....
Imagine me marching around my living room with my chopsticks waving madly about...yelling at the top of my lungs....
..........SEAL TEAM NAVY.........
Hey baba luba...SEAL team baby
I joined up for this, now people think thatI'm crazy
I came here to be a Frog stud
Now all I'm doin' is droppin' in the mud
Anyone do this just ain't right
hey baba luba SEAL Team Baby
didn't come to Coronado for the sun
so screw (emphasize) that BELL we're havin' fun
Shaved my head, make me pretty for the ladies
hey baba luba SEAL Team BABIES
Bren