Girlfriend: "All you do is lay around all day and listen to those stupid Tito Puente albums."
Bill Murray: "One of these days Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, 'Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous.'"
Cop: "Hey, you can't park that here!"
Bill Murray: "We're not parking it. We're abandoning it."
Recruiter: "Has either one of you ever been convicted of a felony?"
Harold Ramis: "Convicted?"
Bill Murray: "We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1."