funny! but that is simply not true - (not saying it wouldn't require some innovation) but that statement in and of itself is not true
and re: Some things will just never happen
nor do I believe that as a factual statement - and if I had time I could make you lists upon lists of all of the things I have heard that statement said in respect to, that did in fact happen then -
and my brother is a heavy rescue specialist with the Cleveland Fire Dept and his favorite line is "I spend my time taking care of events which purportedly could never have happened"!