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Recon Marine, Ranger and SEAL survive the only survivors of a horrific battle in the deepest darkest jungle of Africa--their ammunition expended they are force to surrender (work with me here) They are brought before the tribal Chief and in front of thousands of warriors are told their fate-Death--but because of the ferocity in battle their death will be by the means of their choosing and as an honor their hearts will be shared among all the wariiors and their skins truned into battle canoes. So the Ranger says, "Rangers lead the way" asks for a single round for his .45 and caps himself in the head. Recon Marine steps up, takes his K-bar from the table and with a Semper Fi slits his throat. The SEAL walks up and looks the Chief in the eye, say Hoo F*ckin Yah and snatch the Chief's fork out of his fat hand and proceeds to stab himself repeatedly. Well about twenty mnutes into it the SEAL is exhausted, bloody but not a lot closer to death--the CHief, horrified at the scene of self-mutilation stops the SEAL and asks, "What the heck are you doing?" "The SEAL looks at him and says-"To hell with your d@mned Canoes!"